May 2013
167 posts
me: works out for three minutes
me: eats hot chips and nachos with extra cheese for dinner
a-sorta-fairytale:
people with completely clear skin
lyannaed:
when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows
(◕‿◕✿)
when they start acting like they know more than you
(⊙‿⊙✿)
mikeyfriskeyhands:
Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
butthurtbandboys:
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
when you're reading a book and you spot a typo
smokeporch:
teacher: where’s your homework me: where’s leonardo dicaprio’s oscar
Drama-Free
happybutts:
peacocks look like they speak french
wonderingaboutfandoms:
letyourjourneystart:
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
rangerhitomi:
nicolasiscaged:
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
“talk shit get hit”
– white girls who’ve never been in a fight (via snorlaxatives)
interneting:
watching a kid in class sass the teacher
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
lizthefangirl:
davegrohlsfacialhair:
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY
emeteriia:
CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER
Watchbitchiethoughts:
rebelliouspirit:
TMZ: Kanye West Walks Into a Bar.
Poor yeezy
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cant fucking breathe
